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  • Mayor Rotten Rodrick Closes Silverton EMS: Political Vendetta Leads to Tragedy

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    In a shocking and devastating turn of events, Mayor Dan Rodrick—widely known as “Rotten Rodrick”—has made the controversial decision to close the Silverton Emergency Medical Services (EMS) station, a move many residents are calling a political vendetta against his rival, Kevin Geoghegan. The fallout has been catastrophic, with reports of mass deaths in the community…